January 2011
4 posts
Motherhood « AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com/ I think of... →
Bogue and Weejer - Bora Bora
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Abducted by Aliens
Yea yea I know I’ve been MIA for like six months…. What can I say. I was abducted by aliens. Sike!!! That would be way too exciting. Truthfully life got way too busy and I lost track of time. But now I’m back and hopefully will be posting more frequently. (we’ll see how that works out).
For now I’m stuck at sistahs house watching the snow/ice come down.
Happy...
July 2010
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Bad case of diarrhea →
June 2010
3 posts
Poo in Blue →
You are sick? Come visit me here. →
May 2010
1 post
Holga: Plastic is Fantastic! at squarefrog.co.uk →
istillshootfilm:
This is a great site, all about Holga. Tips and articles for beginners, techniques, and troubleshooting. All of your holga answers in one place :)
YES!!
April 2010
13 posts
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Fun with Mamaw
Mamaw: (chatting with some friends about a recent retreat in the mountains) Man, we surely did have a good time up in the mountains
Friends: Yes, we did... it was great.
Mamaw: Yep, we all got chiggers.
(silence)
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Stupid LOST
Conversation I had today with my sister, Ruth-I was watching Lost.
Sara: What just blew up?
Ruth: Ilana.
S: No, but what just blew up?
R: Ilana. The sticks of dynamite were in her backpack.
S: So, Ilana blew up with it?
R: Yeah, I'm pretty sure she did.
S: But I don't see any body parts.
R: Did you not hear the chunks hit the ground? That was Ilana.
S: (rewinding) OH. She DID blow up. Is she dead?
R: Pretty sure she is.
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“We just burned some CERTS!!
…. and a broom”
– Yoda Face (via lesva)
Signs you are (you're) Anal Retentive...
cheaperthanacupofjoe:
1. If you get stressed out when road maps aren’t folded the right way.
2. If you don’t trust the spell check, so you google it.
3. If you sort the money in your wallet by large bills and small bills, but also by how old the bills look so you can get rid of the worn out bills first.
4. If you count other people’s grocery items in the 10 items or less line.
5. If you...
Kipple
wordjournal:
noun • useless junk, especially junk you don’t remember acquiring.
Coined by Philip K. Dick.
Sounds like a hoarder to me…
Holga Lens Cap
My best friend has just received a Holga camera for her birthday and she is trying it out...
Les: (as she is looking through the viewfinder) Hey, this is really cool...
Me: yep... just make sure you take off the lens cap before you take a picture.
Les: What do you mean... i can already see what I'm taking a picture of...
Me: Yea, but the lens cap is still covering the lens... you know, the part that actually takes the picture.... the viewfinder doesn't take the picture.
Les: (slightly confused look on her face) oh umm... sure... i knew that.
Gahhhhh spoon.
rosie.tint: Women who kick ass →
People. If you haven’t checked out a roller derby bout near you, DO IT.
A friend of mine is a rollergirl; she’s been on a team in our city for … five years now? Four? Anyway, to support her, I’ve been going to bouts for years, including “back in the day” when this team had their bouts in roller…
Cheaper Than a Cup of Joe: Slang words and phrases... →
Sike
Example: “Oh sure, you can borrow my brand new Ford Taurus this weekend. Sike!”
No Shit Sherlock
Example: “It’s snowing over there? It must be cold. No Shit Sherlock.”
Shiznits
Example: “Dude, The Last Boy Scout was the Shiznits, you gotta watch it!”
All that and a bag of chips
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March 2010
29 posts
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“I’m just a fat sack of fat.”
– Rocky
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Watchwarius:
Have a look at We love Burma from my friend Ben
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Gertrude the Ganglion: A Story
I’m not really sure how to start this story. It all began earlier this month - Friday, March 5 to be exact. I was over at Ruth’s house hanging with the blockheads for the afternoon when I noticed a strange lump on the top of my right wrist. It wasn’t too big… maybe about the size of a pea underneath the skin. I pressed on it and the lump felt squishy… gross. I knew...
Burma's Political Prisoners: Aung San Suu Kyi →
Nobel Peace Prize Laureate. General-Secretary of the NLD.
Won a landslide victory (87% of votes) in 1990 elections in Burma and should have been Burma’s Prime Minister. Result dishonoured by the military.
Has spent 14 of the last 20 years under house arrest. Prevented from seeing her late…
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“I just punched you in the face…. with words.”
Hilarious Homeland Safe... Stuff →
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Peeps
Me: Hey... Jeremy brought over some Peeps for ya'll... we couldn't eat them all.
Ruth: Oh yeah? Thanks. I love Peeps.
Me: Also we wanted to show you what they do...
Ruth: What they do? What Peeps do?
Me: Yes... they can do special things in the microwave.
Ruth: ..... special things?
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Cheaper Than a Cup of Joe: Just for Men: How to... →
Imagine being stuck in traffic on a hot summer day (AC is blowing out room temperature air), and you have this pesky itch that you just can’t find. You’ve been on hold for over 30 minutes with your bank regarding an identity theft issue. Somebody finally comes on the line and they can’t help you,…
“Just to know You and be loved is enough…”
– Robbie Seay Band
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refreshing blog posting from Amy Courts →
Today… I saw a woman wearing tights and a tshirt. She came into my office and sat on my couch and I had to look at her for 20 min. Yes, exactly 20 min. I timed the length of the misery that it caused to look at that outfit. 20 long agonizing minutes. Refer back to this blog to understand my hatred of this clothing.
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J. Crew
Mamaw G, sitting on the couch reading a magazine:
This J. Crew magazine is filled with the dumpiest clothes I've ever seen. They look like old sacks with buttons sewn on, then trampled through the dirt, then put on a model with the price jacked up to beyond believable. Why anyone would want to buy these clothes is beyond me.
Ruth, sheepishly looking down, head hung low, a little pouty...after just finishing dog-earring the pages of the clothes in that same magazine she was so excited about ordering:
Yeah...old sacks. Crazy.
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My Rant about Women Wearing Tights
So for the past few days I’ve noticed a large amount of women who wear tights/leggings. With a shirt of course.. but that’s it. Leggings and a shirt. I know that this is something really trendy to wear and everybody’s doing it, BUT it looks so bad.
On Tuesday in Publix I saw a very nice looking 30 something woman shopping with her child. As we passed each other in the aisle I...
geeezzzz... i really want these shoes but they are... →
OMG. I have no words for this. Really? →
Janice: Ryan, I have some bad news.
Me: What?
Janice: Your girl scout cookie order is going to be delayed about 10-14 days.
Me: ..........
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Mamaw Grass: Whew...those pants are tight on that woman.
Papaw Grass: That's like fitting two tons of lard in a one ton sack.
WatchI know everybody says thinks this and announces it to the whole world all the time… but seriously - I HAVE THE CUTEST NIECES EVER. I don’t know what it is about them, but they are just so darn precious. So they are Identical twins, born on December 30, 2009 (obviously both on the same day) to my sister, Skank Face. I have thousands upon thousands of videos and pictures, but this video...